Almond Milk
The main character. Sunglasses indoors.
Lactose is a scam
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Other
Mothers
Udders
The internet's home for the lactose intolerant.
- GOT (OAT) MILK?
- LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
- YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
- DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
- MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
- GOT (OAT) MILK?
- LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
- YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
- DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
- MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
- GOT (OAT) MILK?
- LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
- YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
- DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
- MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
- GOT (OAT) MILK?
- LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
- YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
- DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
- MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
- GOT (OAT) MILK?
- LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
- YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
- DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
- MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
- GOT (OAT) MILK?
- LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
- YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
- DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
- MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
- GOT (OAT) MILK?
- LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
- YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
- DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
- MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
- GOT (OAT) MILK?
- LACTOSE FREE SINCE BIRTH
- YA OTHER MOTHERS UDDERS
- DAIRY BROKE UP WITH US FIRST
- MOO-VE OVER, COW MILK
The stats, unfortunately.
68%
of the world can't digest lactose. You're not broken, you're the majority.
0
cows harmed in the making of your oat latte.
30 min
average time between "just a little cheese" and regret.
8
alt milks in rotation. Pick a personality.
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Follow the almond.